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14 December 2008

zoo and the horny monkeys

the day at zoo was fun!!! i had lots of fun though being the only girl there again. now i'm dying for a zoom lense!!!

i saw the giraffes, elephants, tigers, lions, rhinos, hippos, deers, monkeys, chimps, birds, flamingos, fishes, horses, squirrels, and many more.

all the time there, i only can remember 2 incidents.

first would be, the elephant story whereby dear encik slumber got sprayed by the elephant. thank god the elephant didn't spray water. it was just air from its trunk. must be that huge red ant the elephant saw crawling on his head that made it blow. but it was funny..because the elephant stretch out its trunk so far out and we stretching our hands to touch it (for a whole god-knows-how-many-minutes)...and suddenly *puffffffff* goes the elephant. everyone was laughing so hard. the other two photographers at the other end saw us and they were laughing equally hard as well. haha

second would be the horny monkeys. ok.. one was the huge black one which i'm not sure what breed HE is.. he was practically masturbating in front of everyone!!! total obscene!!! though he turned slightly away from the kids on the other end, but still!! masturbating monkey?!!

ah.. and the red butt monkey.. this nice family was in front of its cage telling their kids about the red butt monkey. and out of the blue, the male red butt monkey decided to create a blue film for them. they did a quickie!! yes.. it was a real quickie cos it lasted not more than a minute.

but it was fun today.. with the story of the elephant and horny monkeys.. haha...

next stop! bird park please someone.... at the zoo how la you all take pictures of those birds in cages? aih... bird park la jom!

4 comments:

keropok face said...

marrissaaaaa.. u said wanna bring me to zoo 1?

-roasted chicken wings-

rainingheaven said...

haha.. too late babe.. next round. wait for zoo to renovate again first.

irdzra said...

naughty monkeess...lols!!!

susu dan biskut... said...

Uh...the monkey incident kinda freaks the hell out of me!

Now I'm not sure to bring my student to a zoo for a field trip!
Haha!

Masturbating monkeys. Yikes!

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